Father’s Day comic on Moonshot Magazine. Check it out.
When insulting mothers was in vogue (e.g. “Your mother is so unintelligent she tripped over the cordless telephone”), I thought it was funny to insult people’s fathers. I remember tossing out a rejoinder about a fellow’s father being very promiscuous. He was quite enraged though he had only just said similar about my mother.
the amnesia-naut 
My father waxes gibbous beneath the television light.