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At Large Magazine (good stuff, good people) has one of my comics up.  I’m the, uh, Paul Tunis tooth.  They left out the “k.” but that’s alright. 

I recently facebook friended the other two Paul Tunises out there.  Paul Tunis of Lancaster, PA accepted though we have yet to “poke” each other.  I figure I friended first, etiquette dictates he be the initial poker.  Ball’s in your court, buster. 

As of this date a Mr. “Paul Tunis” of Fort Lauderdale, FL has not approved my fake-internet-friendship.  This, I think most will agree, gives me the right to publicly slander him.  Paul Tunis is a vile rapscallion with an unnatural fondness for sex-style intercourses with the fathers of terminally ill children while dressed as Santa.  I don’t much care for Paul Tunis nor do I condone his rakish lust-practices, and hope he meets a violently painful end.

I hope he regularly googles our name. (You know what I want to make the lies stop.)

This entry was published on February 27, 2009 at 8:21 am. It’s filed under Art/Comics, Bric-a-brac, Comic, Graphic Poem, Poetry Comics and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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