My Girlfriend’s Kombucha is Trying to Replace Me

My girlfriend is lovely. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that the kombucha culture she started in the kitchen has fallen in love with her. This wouldn’t be a big deal except that it has been threatened by me.

She swears that she can’t hear it whispering.

Most recently the kombucha has hacked into my Tumblr account. Please disregard anything it posts, it is trying to impersonate and “adsorb” me, whatever that means. I’m in the process of getting Tumblr to deactivate the account. If nothing else, having a yeast based organism online is a public health hazard.

Thanks for understanding, everyone.

This entry was published on November 16, 2011 at 11:02 pm. It’s filed under Bric-a-brac, Conspiracy! and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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